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LIMA, OH (IWR News Parody) - President Bush this afternoon broke his nose by running head first into his limo door. According to White House sources Mr. Bush was suffering from `psychological relapse`http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&q=b… brought on when Mr. Bush came in contact with powdered sugar at the Nickles Bakery in Lima.