Goooooood evening ladies & gents,
let`s go on, no mercy:
Bill`s all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear
hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear,
and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder,
and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear
says "You`ve got 2 choices. One, I maul you to death or Two,
we have sex."
Bill bends over for the bear. He`s sore for 2 days, but he recovers
and vows revenge. Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he
finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on
his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly
says, "That was a big mistake. You`ve got 2 choices, "Either I maul
you to death or we have sex."
Bill bends over. He survives, but he`s really hurting and takes quite
a bit of time to recover, and, he`s outraged. Sure enough, he heads
back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank
range. There`s a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an
enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says,
"You don`t really come here for the hunting, do you?"
try to avoid the bears.
sfb.