a friendly hello to everybody,
no time to waste any time, let`s start right now:
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a
young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his
voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy
nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn`t seen
a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants.
If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and
pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I`m so
relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he
thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking butt!"
"Mom, I`m pregnant."
"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?"
"That I should take measures. That`s what I did,
I took measures and then went with the biggest."
An Australian was walking down a country road in New
Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence
and see a farmer going` at it with a sheep.
The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the
fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder
and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"
The New Zealander looks frantically around and says,
"I`m not bloody Shearing this with no one!"
every day should have a motto,
the one for today is:
drink `til you stink!
ciao
sfb.