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Hi guys,

fucking bad quotes for MBX,
but let me tell ya,
it could become worse if you take the wrong step:

An insurance salesman tired of being broke all of the time tries to make big by second mortgaging his house and buying a pound of cocaine to sell. But bummer, he tries to sell to an undercover cop.

He winds up in a prison cell with a huge monster of a man, totally ripped, hairy and smelly, totally covered in prison tattoos.

As the former salesman tries to introduce himself he is interrupted by the big con.

"I`ll tell you what we`re gonna` to do," the con says. "We`re gonna` play house, do you want to be the momma, or the daddy?" The con asks.

"Well," the salesman says in a meek voice. Thinking that there is no fucking way that he wants the part of the mommy with this big mother-fucker he says, "I`ll be the daddy."

"Well then," says the con, "then how bout` you coming on over here and sucking old momma`s dick?"


keep clean. :D
 
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