Hi guys, fucking bad quotes for MBX, but let me tell ya, it could become worse if you take the wrong step: An insurance salesman tired of being broke all of the time tries to make big by second mortgaging his house and buying a pound of cocaine to sell. But bummer, he tries to sell to an undercover cop. He winds up in a prison cell with a huge monster of a man, totally ripped, hairy and smelly, totally covered in prison tattoos. As the former salesman tries to introduce himself he is interrupted by the big con. "I`ll tell you what we`re gonna` to do," the con says. "We`re gonna` play house, do you want to be the momma, or the daddy?" The con asks. "Well," the salesman says in a meek voice. Thinking that there is no fucking way that he wants the part of the mommy with this big mother-fucker he says, "I`ll be the daddy." "Well then," says the con, "then how bout` you coming on over here and sucking old momma`s dick?" keep clean. |
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