Dear Mr President George W. Bush jr, - 500 Beiträge pro Seite

[DiekleineMarie]

I know that you are a great advocate of all de greens in de world. Please be so friendly and find a nice lonely place in de Arizona desert, far away from civilization, for our
M-B-S,
who is a very green cactus, which pesters in all de German boards day in and out. Germany is such a small place, we cannot stand it that we stolper over green cactus all de time. But in Arizona desert, no problem, many cactus there, one more or less, all de same!
If you have no place in Arizona, you can send him to Texas. He very much likes de Texas climate, and he will bloom very much there, like Texas Lily.
If Texas people do not want him anymore you can also put him to Death Valley National Park where it is verrry hot, so he can see and feel drivehouse gas effect himself firsthand and he can sunbathe at Zabriskie point all day long and he can howl with de wolves in de night. Maybe m-b-s can even solve California energy crisis with his little sunglasses.
But please do not give this green cactus man a computer or he will make kaputt all bulletin boards west of the Mississippi.
Thank you very much in advance, Mr President! Looking forward to an m-b-s free board,
Your liddle Mary and her father!

[DiekleineMarie]

Dear liddle Marie,
thank you so much for your letter! It is a top priority of my government to put all green cactuses to Llano Estacado desert in Texas. If they do not behave in that culture we will send them south of the Rio Grande to Mexico.
As I have so much business at the moment with our sespionnage plane in Red China I gave your letter to my wife Barabara who will answer you soon.
Greetings to your father who is such a great friend of America, I know. When you come to Washington you can stay in the White House again. I do not come to Germany as long as red-green coalition is in Berlin. I wait until my old friend Helmut comes to power again.
Kisses George W.

[kazman]

Mann, bist Du witzisch !

Vielleicht hat Bush für Dich ja noch ein Plätzchen in den USA für Dich ?!

Am besten vielleicht Geogia - der Bundesstaat mit den meisten Hinrichtungen.

[>Newark<]

*rofl³*
Ich kannte mal ein 8bit game,da gings darum einen
Kaktus zu zerschiessen.

[DiekleineMarie]

Dear liddle Marie,
my husband George W told me about your problems with M-B-S. I thought it best to send him to my brother in law Jeff Bush in Florida. He will contact you! They can put im into the Everglades. They are full of alligators - and this should end your problem.
If you come to Washington next time we will have tea in the Rose Garden. Please give my best wishes to your father!
Kindest hugs, Barbara

[Motherslittlehelper]

@TheLittleMary

I have never ever met such a faking nickname like yours. What the hell do you cook up?

Mlh

[DiekleineMarie]

Dear liddle Mary,

regarding operation CACTUS:

we just got a letter from our First Lady Barbara Bush. Jeff is away for the weekend at his farm in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, hunting moose. Please tell me how you want to send the green CACTUS M-B-S. Do you pack him into a crate? Please make sure he cannot escape! Which carrier? We would recommend UPS expedited. So the CACTUS could be here within 24 hours and in the Everglades 4 hours later. Please advise!

Best regards
Rosalyn Carter
- Private Secretary to the Governor of Florida -

[Jin&Jang]

a private coaching for the poor marie from old germany:

- barbara the former first lady is george walker`s mom!

- the name of the present first lady is laura
once again L A U R A

this lesson is free of charge

[DiekleineMarie]

Miss
Ulla S...
......
Munich
Germany


Dear Miss S....,

thanks so much for your order. Our Munich subsidiary will send you an emergency truck to fetch the green CACTUS M-B-S. The Florida Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) will carry all the costs, as a green cactus like M-B-S is a very rare species in the Everglades. The alligators there seem to eat up these species whenever they happen come across it.
Best regards
Ricardo Caruso Cabrera
CEO - UPS Special Transports

[Reisegeier]

Armes Mariechen,
du leidest sicherlich an der Porzellan-Mangelkrankheit (nicht alle Tassen
im Schrank). Tut das eigentlich sehr weh?
Ich wünsche dir jedenfalls gute Besserung, und zu Ostern viele schöne
Lutscher von deinem Papi.

[NeuSte]

An alle Boardteilnehmer:

Bitte nehmen Sie etwas mehr Rücksicht auf meine Patientin
Frau Karin Meerten, der Ihnen sicher unter ihren
Künstlernamen "KleineManie" bekannt ist.

Frau Meerten befindet sich aufgrund ihres kritischen
Zustands (manische Depression, akute Symptome: stark gesteigertes
Mitteilungsbedürfnis, "Erlöser"-Syndrom) seit einger Zeit in
unserer Spezialklinik zur Behandlung.

Ein wesentlicher Bestandteil unserer Therapie besteht darin,
den Patienten das Abreagieren seiner innersten Konflikte
zu erleichtern. Moderne Techniken wie z.B. das Internet spielen
hier eine bedeutsame Rolle, da hier der anonyme Zugang
zu Gleichgesinnten sehr erleichtert wird.

Aufgrund der von Frau Mertens (alias "KleineManie")
hier veröffentlichten Beiträge, ist der Heilungsprozeß
sichtlich fortgeschritten.

Bitte behandeln Sie unsere Patientin mit Respekt und
widersprechen Sie nicht.

Und nun eine direkte Bitte an Frau Marie:

Hallo LittleMarie!
It would be pleaset to meet you next friday at
our location for another group-encounter!
Jesus, M.B.S and much more of your favourite friends will
be there. So, dont`t miss it!


With best regards


Dr. med. NeuSte

[Motherslittlehelper]

They´re hard to believe - these very strange sorts of Pidgin - English...

"Dear liddle Mary" (Die kleineMarie)
"It would be pleaset to meet you" (Dr. med...)

Drop dead

[NeuSte]

@DoctorsLittleHelper

Danke für den Hinweis. Da hat meine Praktikantin beim
Übersetzen mal wieder Mist gebaut!

Der korrekte Satz muß natürlich so aussehen:

"I would be pleased to beat you!"



yours faithfully

Dr. med. NeuSte

[EdmundStoiber]

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