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[Daxreiter]

Brief eines Bayern an die NASA
Greet God,
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. In
color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room.
Alone. Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather.
I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like
a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I
become Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I
want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a
boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give
me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no
standing-place please...
And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrotgun. She would make
a sieve from my ass. I need no much comfort. A nice doubleroom with bath and kloo and
heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my far glass and see my
wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch (haehae). We will kringel
ourself before laughing (hoehoehoe). Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I
hope the sun shines every day. This is good for my frostboils.
With friendly servus
Xaver

[carpaccio]

This is a cross, I can tell you.

[Pulpman]

Hi Daxreiter

Das is ja echt geil!! Kann ich das kopieren und weitersenden?

Gruß
Pulpman

[Daxreiter]

@pulpman

Klar!