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Gore Wins Nobel Prize, High Court Gives It to Bush


(2007-10-12) — Although former Vice President Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize this week for his work as a global-warming performance artist, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled early today that President George Bush would receive the gold medal, the diploma and the $750,000.

Mr. Bush, who was narrowly defeated by Mr. Gore in the 2000 presidential election, thanked Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito “for swinging the vote my way, and helping me to join the pantheon of great Nobel laureates like Jimmy Carter and the late Yassir Arafat who together brought peace to the middle east.”

Mr. Gore could not be reached for comment as he was returning from Oslo, Norway, in a private jet. However, his spokesman said that his efforts to bring peace on earth speak for themselves.

“Thanks to Al Gore’s movies, speeches and books,” said the unnamed spokesman, “Terrorists and tyrants around the world will soon lay aside the weapons of war and give peace a chance by working together to develop a hybrid car that runs on cheap, clean-burning gunpowder.”

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Antwort auf Beitrag Nr.: 31.958.796 von daxschaefchen am 12.10.07 16:59:07Petraeus to Call Iraq ‘Safest Democracy on Earth’

According the the general’s planned testimony, “Baghdad is now so safe that Iraqi parents let their infants play in the street without supervision. The toughest challenge our troops face is steering a HumVee around all the babies crawling in the road.”

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Über 220.000 kwh verbraucht Gores Villa pro Jahr. Glückwunsch zum Nobelpreis für den Einsatz für das Klima.
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