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[crissy2oo5]

Subject: 25 signs that you really are a grown up
1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can`t smoke a damn one of
them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is now when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song playing on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella.
7. You watch the Weather Channel.
8. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
9. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
10. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
11. You`re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
don`t know
how to turn down the stereo.
12. Older folks feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You don`t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
15. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald`s.
16. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
17. Dinner and a movie is now the whole date instead of just the
beginning
of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,
instead
of
settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy
test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of Boone`s Farm Apple wine is no longer "pretty good
stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can`t drink the way I used to," replaces "I`m never going
to
drink like
that again!"
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
24. You don`t drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn`t apply
to
you!

[pompino]

25 Wege ins Spiessertum ......

[KerlleNaa]

Sehr lustig.

[binTraden]

pompino: Genau!

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