Need some afterhelplessons in English urgent! - 500 Beiträge pro Seite

[Horseman1]

Hello,
this week I have a very hard tst in English communication and my English is really a bit bad.
So I am in need of afterhelplessons.

Is there anyman who can help me?

It would be a shitty if can not write word in the right setbuild.

Hope you can help me.

I would be very happy.

[antarra]

This is a

[wunderlich]

I don´t know,what you have!
I find,your english is nearly perfect and i can say,i know exactly,what about i am talking,because all the american people are saying,that my english is great and than they allways ultra laugh friendly and happy!
See you and john long,Wunderlich

[Horseman1]

This is a smiley.

You should not talk bavarian to me but in a right formulated English that is perfecter than my nowly English!

My teachers that time have failed. They have been to lazy bring me English near.

You are my last hope!

Come and help me.

[antarra]

I am your last hope?

Well, I think that you are in a very hopeless situation now.

[jockipoo]

Okay, your English is enough to communicate, but for a test??? I think you should have a big English breakfast (you know, small sausages, bacon, baked beans, fried tomates und of course scrambled egg) before you take that test. Who knows, it might help. Good luck.

Jo

[Rofle]

Hi Horseman!

Go to Lothar Matthäus or to Franz Beckenbauer!
They can help you if you want it, because they are heavy on wire!

Good luck for you!

[antarra]

By the way: you can say you to me.

[Horseman1]

An American breakfast?

You American earlypeace?

Every morning I have these earlybreaks but for what? For nothing.

I am in a very hopeless situation, that`s righter than right.

But I am in need of help. My father is pfälzisch roofcoverer and my mother a hessisch housewoman.

So what can come out of me if I have noone who learns me English?

[Horseman1]

that is nice antarra, but I am little bit oldfashioned so please let me say she to you until we know eachother better.

[Gryphon]

MUAHUAHUAHUA;

This english is not from bad parents. I laugh me dead.

[Rofle]

When you sing English songs with the radio you also make progress in the English language!


Also our old chancelor from the Pfalz, Helmut Kohl, has so learned his brilliant English.

[Horseman1]

Ok, then I will listen to the radio and make fowardsteps in English.

[wunderlich]

See you?
Your ebglish is now for miles better like before and everything you did do,was to speak a little bit with the antarra!

[MiaWaIIace]

there falls me nothing to in!

[nautiker]

shit, i can not speak english.

[MiaWaIIace]

nauti, that makes nothing.

[Rofle]

Nauti,
then you can learn English together with horseman!
Together it is very much easier than to speak allone!

Horseman will be very thankfull, when he finds someone to speak with!

[wunderlich]

Dear well navigating Seaman,
i can say you,that your english is pretty nice,but when you speak,you must be very carefull,because the th is allways ultra wet!

[Rofle]

Mia, equal goes it loose with the first English lesson!

[nautiker]

ok, I will times ask

[MiaWaIIace]

my dear mr. singing club, you can yes what!

[nautiker]

sir wunderlich , what is carefull?

[wunderlich]

the allways ultra and the Antarra!

[Rofle]

Soon starts a new course of English in the folkhighshool:

1. step : English for beginners
2. step : English for runaways
3. step : English for profis
4. step : English for genies

[nautiker]

ok,i am careful

[wunderlich]

You perhaps,but the Antarra is the most time carefull and the allways ultra too

[greentea]

What have you all? You speak how people, the never what other done have!

I think the lesson is to end! I see no more action need!

[antarra]

Mr. Wunderlich

There is a great difference between me and allways ultra.

I prefer the lady`s before and after there menstruation and not between.

[wunderlich]

The Greentea has right and you,the Antarra are a bloody boy!

[greentea]

Hello wunderly, how goes it you? Everything in the lot?

[nautiker]

aha..antarra will nicht durchs rote meer schwimmen

[wunderlich]

hello greengrasssoup,
everything is going up the hill straight in the lot,thank you very much ,that you are so nice to ask me,how it me goes!

[greentea]

@nautic-man

Please speak not in foreign languages in this thread!

@wunderly

I find it good, that it you good goes!

[wunderlich]

Hello green sack of tea,
this is very nice of you,but as you will know,it goes how it goes.

[nautiker]

greentea...why not?

[greentea]

@sea-driver

Because in this thread will the teach effort in danger be, when you speak german!

@wunderly

You say it! Everybody is his luck locksmith!

[nautiker]

sorry,it will not again happen.

[wunderlich]

Yes greenfood,
this is so true and i work the whole day long with my big hammer to be as lucky as a man can be!
Wunderly,the working class heroe

[greentea]

That is also good so!

[greentea]

#40 meant I to nautic man!

@wunderly,

you are a ongiver! I think, your big hammer is a little weak sausage!

Greetings on long dong wunderly!

[nautiker]

greentea have a nice night

all,nauti observers you

[wunderlich]

You can say,wonderlong to me!

[greentea]

nautic man, sleep well!

[RuckZock2]

me stand the hairs to mountains

[greentea]

Yes ruckzock, we are natural born speakers! Our english kills!

@wonderlong,

I will me on this hold!

[wunderlich]

No,it must be the singular,not the plural of the mountain.
Me stand the hairs to the mountain!

[RuckZock2]

oh, it does me wrong ! that have I oversee!
is this oxford - english?

[wunderlich]

Green vegetable,
we should bring this thread to the raging bull board in america,that the natural born speakers can see,how good we can speak also.

[greentea]

@ruckzock

"It does me wrong" ???

This is not the beginners class! So goes it: "It does me harm!"

[greentea]

@wunderly

I would it not do! The Americans could get minority complexes!

[greentea]

Sorry, wrong word positioning!

I would it not do! The Americans could minority complexes get!

[wunderlich]

sure,but it can be good for them,because the most are a little greatmindsick!

[wunderlich]

I also:
sure,but it can good for them be,because the most are a little greatmindsick!

[greentea]

Me is ist too boring here! I am away!

Ciao wunderly

[wunderlich]

Buona serata!

[bonDiacomova]

cabullo...

[wunderlich]

Leah Cabullo?

[wunderlich]

or Greg Capullo and the Creech?

[bonDiacomova]

ich denke auch dass nillenko.. mit p geschrieben wird ...()

ps
meine nicht wunderl.

[wunderlich]

Na dann!

[Horseman1]

I am very happy that you make my thread such a runner!

This will help me improve my English in a very special way.

[greentea]

Sorry, I must correct you!

I am very happy that you make my thread such a runner!

So it is right:

I am very happy that you my thread to such a runner make!

And here have we too some mistakes:

This will help me improve my English in a very special way.

So it is right:

This will me help my english to improve in a very special way.

[Horseman1]

My English is righter than yours.

So don`t try to ovverbid me.

[Dioportas]

Hello,

this is a very funny thread.

Do you have gohomebiciklecorners like i ?

Now say me: What are gohomebiciklecorners ?

Dio D:

[chairwoman]

@dioportas
have you gohomebyciclecorners?
then you must an older gentleman be.

[greentea]

@dio

When you gohomebicyclecorners have then have I one question: Comes your kneewindow through?

[Dioportas]

No, that not !

But my father has a complete LP !

I am twenty-nine years old and I think that there comes something .




Dio

[Mot67]

this thread pulls the sausage from the plate

[greentea]

That say I you!

[Horseman1]

This is my first writing today. I haven`t got my earlypeace and so I am very hungry.
I am very disappointed that I haven`t found anyone trying to teach me English. That is very bad.

I have the impression you make you funny over me!
Not everyman can speck English very good.

I will try it with French I guess.