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scheckheft...
Dear Abby,
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
month. My fiancee`s mother is not only very attractive, but really
great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together
and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list, because
it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a
month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she
>wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her
bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if
I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five
minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this
situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to
be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his
hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I
thought their "little test"was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
month. My fiancee`s mother is not only very attractive, but really
great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together
and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list, because
it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a
month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she
>wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her
bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if
I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five
minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this
situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to
be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his
hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I
thought their "little test"was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
A young man named Aphie joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump
from an airplane. The next day, Aphie called home to his father to tell
him the news.
"So, did you jump?" Aphie`s father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the
sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers.
About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked his father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a
time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked his father.
"I`m getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last
man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too
scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he`d kick my butt."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto
the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master.
The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250
pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?` I said, `No,
sir. I`m too scared.` So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and
took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big
around as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that
door, or I`m sticking this little baby up your ass.`"
"So, did you jump?" asked his father.
"Well... a little, at first."
from an airplane. The next day, Aphie called home to his father to tell
him the news.
"So, did you jump?" Aphie`s father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the
sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers.
About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked his father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a
time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked his father.
"I`m getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last
man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too
scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he`d kick my butt."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto
the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master.
The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250
pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?` I said, `No,
sir. I`m too scared.` So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and
took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big
around as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that
door, or I`m sticking this little baby up your ass.`"
"So, did you jump?" asked his father.
"Well... a little, at first."
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don`t want to offend you."
She said, "You can`t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I`ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I`m single and I`m Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what`s the matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I`m married and I`m Jewish!"
The nun replied, "That`s okay. My name`s Aphie and I`m on my way to a costume party!"
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don`t want to offend you."
She said, "You can`t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I`ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I`m single and I`m Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what`s the matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I`m married and I`m Jewish!"
The nun replied, "That`s okay. My name`s Aphie and I`m on my way to a costume party!"
now that Gates has survived the anti-trust legislation, there is no stopping him.....
brunos wolldeckenvertrieb
was bei rumkommt:
ehrensache, zahlen hat da keiner, in seinem wolldeckenvertrieb
wieso frischfleisch auf leute reinfällt die gar nich handeln können sondern nur so tun als ob um seminare zu verkaufen und dann davon zu leben:
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