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Ja und erst cartman das kleine dickerchen. 
stirbt kenny jede folge? hab ja erst drei gesehen.
#3
Ja - bis auf die Weihnachtsfolge...Da darf er leben !!!!
Ja - bis auf die Weihnachtsfolge...Da darf er leben !!!!
ah.
ich glaub kenny ist der quotenbringer.
ich glaub kenny ist der quotenbringer.
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Mr. Hanky hat doch schon mal mit seinem Weinachtslied einen Hit gelandet. War dauernd auf MTV.
Nicht jedes Stück Sch..... bringt es so weit.
Aber cartman ist der sympathischste.
Nicht jedes Stück Sch..... bringt es so weit.
Aber cartman ist der sympathischste.
Ich fand die letzte Folge so geil, wo Cartman die Sat-Schüssel aus dem Arsch gewachsen ist
i like chefkoch
@wangert: chefkoch ist der allerschürfste.
seine lebensweisheiten sind unübertroffen.
iguana
seine lebensweisheiten sind unübertroffen.
iguana
hä?! 
mein erstes posting is wech. wie geht das denn? und warum?
mein erstes posting is wech. wie geht das denn? und warum?
#9
Wahrscheinlich wegen der M*****fü******
Wahrscheinlich wegen der M*****fü******
hab hier schon ganz andere wörter gelesen. ich glaub` den mods ist über ostern, ob der "vielen" threads langweilig. 
gruss
gruss
ha,aber kenny töten,das darf man
wirklich wahr. aber über blähungen in der scheide darf ich nicht schreiben. dabei täts mich auch interessieren. hat da schon jemand erfahrungen sammeln dürfen!? 
dabei täts mich auch interessieren. hat da schon jemand erfahrungen sammeln dürfen!? 
*ösenfu***
Auf Deutsch.
Was reingepumpt wird kommt auch mal wieder raus.
More than just a bump in the night
The sounds of passion are seldom ignored (especially in residence), but the variety of sounds that the human body can produce does call for some investigation. This week we will discuss the sounds that may be produced whilst having sex, and I will even throw in a sex tip for free.
There are two distinct categories of sounds, ones that are voluntary and others that are uncontrollable. The voluntary ones include the prescribed moans and yelps. They vary upon their intensity and amplitude. The louder you get the kinkier the sex becomes. This can be good entertainment for your fellow floor-mates. More orally robust individuals will even construct sentences during sex. One word commands like "harder", "faster", and "medium" are easier to insert between grunts and gasps. Things begin to sound like a conversation when full sentences emerge; one can use such cliches as: "Call me daddy," "I think I am going to cum," and even "This is the greatest sex I have ever had, please don`t stop, try to teach me Spanish, you great lover `o mine!"
The uncontrollable sounds are always the funniest and most awkward. One of the most embarrassing is the vaginal fart (technically known as varts or queefing ). They occur when air gets into your vaginal passage and becomes trapped around the head of the penis (or other) during intercourse. During arousal the vagina lengthens and the uterus moves up towards the belly button, expanding the vaginal cavity and creating more space for air to be trapped. The air cannot escape on each withdrawal, so it comes out in a gush when the pressure is great enough. Condoms can increase this likelihood because of the extra friction created by the latex. Extra lubrication will greatly decrease their occurrence. Louder queefs can be accomplished through blowing air into the vagina, but that is something you can experiment with during your free time.
These gaseous emissions are entirely odourless so you need not be concerned about that aspect. Vaginal farts tend to happen during sex in particular positions where it`s more likely that air will get trapped. Almost all women and their partners have had experiences with these vaginal farts. Laugh it off and try not to let it interfere with your enjoyment of sex. Besides, if your partner is inside you at the time, the sensation can be rather pleasant for him! Your other option is to say something like "It`s awfully drafty in here," to distract your and your partner`s attention from the noise. Or, just say, "Excuse me."
A more advanced technique to stop varts is to take some time from your day and do some Kegel exercises; they strengthen the genital muscles involved in sex. You can identify the muscles located around the bladder opening by starting and stopping your urine stream. These are the same muscles used for Kegel exercises. Stopping your urine stream is only a way to identify the muscles used for this exercise. It is not advisable to perform Kegel exercises while urinating. This could get messy. Another way to identify the muscles used for Kegel exercises is to tighten the rectal muscles (as when holding back gas or completing a bowel movement). Because they are part of the same muscle group, the rectal muscles always work with the muscles located around the bladder opening.
It may take several tries to locate these muscles. Try not to use your stomach, buttock, or leg muscles. Once you have identified these muscles, there are different types of Kegel exercises: the quick Kegel and the slow Kegel. In performing the quick Kegel, these muscles are rapidly tightened and relaxed. During the slow Kegel, the muscles are tightened for 5 to 10 seconds and then relaxed.
Most people start by completing a set of ten Kegels four times a day. Each week, the number of contractions and relaxations, and the length of time the contractions are held, are gradually increased. Kegel exercises may be done with other activities, such as watching television, ironing, relaxing, and sitting in class. Because it may take several weeks to notice an improvement, it is important that you continue doing these exercises. They work wonders for your sex life, they help control ejaculation in men and vaginal tightness in women. Now haven`t your learned something important?
Sounds play such an important role in sex they shouldn`t lead to any embarrassment. Make as much noise as you want, just try not to keep the neighbours up too late.
Live long and Kegalate.
http://argosy.mta.ca/argosy00-01/01.25.01/15.html
Jetzt fehlt nur noch ein Liedtext von chefkoch, um die Mods ein wenig abzuhärten.
Auf Deutsch.
Was reingepumpt wird kommt auch mal wieder raus.
More than just a bump in the night
The sounds of passion are seldom ignored (especially in residence), but the variety of sounds that the human body can produce does call for some investigation. This week we will discuss the sounds that may be produced whilst having sex, and I will even throw in a sex tip for free.
There are two distinct categories of sounds, ones that are voluntary and others that are uncontrollable. The voluntary ones include the prescribed moans and yelps. They vary upon their intensity and amplitude. The louder you get the kinkier the sex becomes. This can be good entertainment for your fellow floor-mates. More orally robust individuals will even construct sentences during sex. One word commands like "harder", "faster", and "medium" are easier to insert between grunts and gasps. Things begin to sound like a conversation when full sentences emerge; one can use such cliches as: "Call me daddy," "I think I am going to cum," and even "This is the greatest sex I have ever had, please don`t stop, try to teach me Spanish, you great lover `o mine!"
The uncontrollable sounds are always the funniest and most awkward. One of the most embarrassing is the vaginal fart (technically known as varts or queefing ). They occur when air gets into your vaginal passage and becomes trapped around the head of the penis (or other) during intercourse. During arousal the vagina lengthens and the uterus moves up towards the belly button, expanding the vaginal cavity and creating more space for air to be trapped. The air cannot escape on each withdrawal, so it comes out in a gush when the pressure is great enough. Condoms can increase this likelihood because of the extra friction created by the latex. Extra lubrication will greatly decrease their occurrence. Louder queefs can be accomplished through blowing air into the vagina, but that is something you can experiment with during your free time.
These gaseous emissions are entirely odourless so you need not be concerned about that aspect. Vaginal farts tend to happen during sex in particular positions where it`s more likely that air will get trapped. Almost all women and their partners have had experiences with these vaginal farts. Laugh it off and try not to let it interfere with your enjoyment of sex. Besides, if your partner is inside you at the time, the sensation can be rather pleasant for him! Your other option is to say something like "It`s awfully drafty in here," to distract your and your partner`s attention from the noise. Or, just say, "Excuse me."
A more advanced technique to stop varts is to take some time from your day and do some Kegel exercises; they strengthen the genital muscles involved in sex. You can identify the muscles located around the bladder opening by starting and stopping your urine stream. These are the same muscles used for Kegel exercises. Stopping your urine stream is only a way to identify the muscles used for this exercise. It is not advisable to perform Kegel exercises while urinating. This could get messy. Another way to identify the muscles used for Kegel exercises is to tighten the rectal muscles (as when holding back gas or completing a bowel movement). Because they are part of the same muscle group, the rectal muscles always work with the muscles located around the bladder opening.
It may take several tries to locate these muscles. Try not to use your stomach, buttock, or leg muscles. Once you have identified these muscles, there are different types of Kegel exercises: the quick Kegel and the slow Kegel. In performing the quick Kegel, these muscles are rapidly tightened and relaxed. During the slow Kegel, the muscles are tightened for 5 to 10 seconds and then relaxed.
Most people start by completing a set of ten Kegels four times a day. Each week, the number of contractions and relaxations, and the length of time the contractions are held, are gradually increased. Kegel exercises may be done with other activities, such as watching television, ironing, relaxing, and sitting in class. Because it may take several weeks to notice an improvement, it is important that you continue doing these exercises. They work wonders for your sex life, they help control ejaculation in men and vaginal tightness in women. Now haven`t your learned something important?
Sounds play such an important role in sex they shouldn`t lead to any embarrassment. Make as much noise as you want, just try not to keep the neighbours up too late.
Live long and Kegalate.
http://argosy.mta.ca/argosy00-01/01.25.01/15.html
Jetzt fehlt nur noch ein Liedtext von chefkoch, um die Mods ein wenig abzuhärten.
lieber nicht
Ihr Schweine....:
heute hab` ich was verpasst. 
Gleich geht`s ihm wieder an den Kragen.
jetzt gleich
cartman zum chefkoch: was ist ne analsonde?
chefkoch:ein grosses metallisches rohr,das dir zum anus eingeführt wird
mfg.wangert
cartman zum chefkoch: was ist ne analsonde?
chefkoch:ein grosses metallisches rohr,das dir zum anus eingeführt wird
mfg.wangert
ebenfalls jetzt gleich
ganz zum schluss zwei mädels zum chefkoch : wo ist denn jetzt dein grosses ausserierdisches ding?
chefkoch: kein problem mädels,legt euch schon mal auf mein bett,dann werd ichs euch zeigen
mfg.wangert
ganz zum schluss zwei mädels zum chefkoch
: wo ist denn jetzt dein grosses ausserierdisches ding?chefkoch: kein problem mädels,legt euch schon mal auf mein bett,dann werd ichs euch zeigen
mfg.wangert
the audience is looking NOW!!
NOW!!
der chefkoch besorgt es doch allen hühnern in der serie
aber ich mag den schwulen hund am liebsten
aber ich mag den schwulen hund am liebsten
baby freistoß
was hast du gesagt ich sagte,heute kommt es ziemlich dicke
ich sagte,heute kommt es ziemlich dicke
ich sagte meine alte heizdecke,hält schon was aus
das kommt von der analsonde,die speiht feuerbälle aus cartmans rektalröhre
ich möchte singen,von einem mond,in dem keiner wohnt
verdammt,ihr schweine,ihr habt kenny getötet
verdammt,ihr schweine,ihr habt kenny getötet
its southpark time
mfg.wangert
mfg.wangert
"Nice gun, Mr. Garrison!"
aber am geilsten war "chef-aid", als chefkoch alanis morrisette verklagt hat wg. ihres liedes (bzw. seines liedes "STINKEHÖSCHEN"
Saugeil!!!
PS: He Chefkoch, was ist ne Klitoris???
bav
Saugeil!!!
PS: He Chefkoch, was ist ne Klitoris???
bav
oder "was ist ne analsonde"
wann schaut ihr denn imma
ich gucke die woche über bei viva um 22.00. letztens kam die weihnachtsfolge (denke das ist die erste staffel) und kenny ist wirklich nicht gestorben. dafür gabs sprechende scheisse.
ich gucke die woche über bei viva um 22.00. letztens kam die weihnachtsfolge (denke das ist die erste staffel) und kenny ist wirklich nicht gestorben. dafür gabs sprechende scheisse.
Auferständerung jetzt auf VIVA
....Mr. Hanky , die Weihnachtswurst...
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