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Antwort auf Beitrag Nr.: 30.739.151 von greatmr am 18.07.07 08:13:27
eine deutsche blondine wandert nach österreich aus.
was passiert?
der durchschnittliche IQ beider länder steigt....
was passiert?
der durchschnittliche IQ beider länder steigt....
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:
"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(It's a beauty)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:
"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(It's a beauty)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
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Antwort auf Beitrag Nr.: 30.614.379 von auffigehts am 10.07.07 14:56:49Der Focus des Wettkampfes liegt halt auf Teamwork...
Antwort auf Beitrag Nr.: 30.613.610 von Fuller81 am 10.07.07 14:18:13warum liegen die dann so komisch verschwungen am Boden und laufen nicht einfach los? 
Antwort auf Beitrag Nr.: 30.611.172 von auffigehts am 10.07.07 11:58:50Wer als erster zum roten Band kommt, hat gewonnen. 
Der gezielte Einsatz des Stinkefingers...
"Haste ma nen Euro, du Penner!"
"Schiri, du Pfeife!" :O
"Steck dir dein Epo in den Arsch!"
"Du kannst mal meinem Auspuff einen blasen!"
...erfordert lebenslanges Training
"Haste ma nen Euro, du Penner!"
"Schiri, du Pfeife!" :O
"Steck dir dein Epo in den Arsch!"
"Du kannst mal meinem Auspuff einen blasen!"
...erfordert lebenslanges Training
Antwort auf Beitrag Nr.: 30.600.668 von Fuller81 am 09.07.07 22:12:21um was geht es da?
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