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[nasdaqhans]

Von Andre`Kostolany zum"überverkauften Markt":
Wenn die Papiere in grossen Quantitäten in den Tresorschränken der Hartgesottenen ruhen,dann kann der überverkaufte Markt bei schlechten Nachrichten steigen.Wenn dann noch irgendeine gute Nachricht eintreffen sollte,auch die kleinste gute Nachricht,wird der Markt raketenartig in die Höhe steigen.Je mehr Papiere schon in den Händen der Hartgesottenen sind,umso heftiger wird die Explosion sein.
Es gibt noch einen Faktor,der den überverkauften Markt noch "überverkaufter" macht:wenn viele Baissiers auf dem Markt aktiv waren und vorher grosse Leerverkäufe stattgefunden hatten.
Mfg
Nasdaqhans

[xenia1245]

Humble Pie (sung to the tune of American Pie)

A long, long week ago
I can still remember how the market used to make me smile
What I`d do when I had the chance
Is get myself a cash advance
And add another tech stock to the pile.

But Alan Greenspan made me shiver
With every speech that he delivered
Bad news on the rate front
Still I`d take one more punt

I can`t remember if I cried
When I heard about the CPI
I lost my fortune and my pride
The day the NASDAQ died

So bye-bye to my piece of the pie
I poured my paycheck into Datek
Now my cash account`s dry
It`s just two weeks from a new all-time high
And now we`re right back where we were in July
We`re right back where we were in July

Did you buy stocks you never heard of?
Q COM at 150 or above?
`Cos your plumber told you so
Now do you believe in Home Depot?
Can Wal-Mart save your portfolio?
And can you teach me what`s a P/E ratio?

Well, I know that you were leveraged too
So you can`t just take a long-term view
Your broker shut you down
No more margin could be found

I never worried on the whole way up
Buying dot coms from the back of a pickup truck
But Friday I ran out of luck
It was the day the NAAAASDAQ died

I started singin`
Bye-bye to my piece of the pie
I poured my paycheck into Datek
Now my cash account`s dry
It`s just two weeks from a new all-time high
And now we`re right back where we were in July
Yeah we`re right back where we were in July

Now for ten days, we`ve been on our own
And E-trade won`t pick up the phone
But that`s not how it used to be
When investors snapped up EMC
With cash they borrowed easily
And a quote that flashed up permanently green

Oh, and just as things were turning `round
Joel Klein slapped Mister Softee down
The courtroom was adjourned
A guilty verdict was returned
And while Gilder read a book on quarks
Buffet smirked and Greenspan barked
The bulls were eaten by the sharks
The day, the NASDAQ died

I started singin` ...

Manic panic, it`s just like the Titanic
Unsinkable and now under the Atlantic
We`re at four thou and falling fast
All at once the bottom-fishers pounced
But that just caused a dead-cat bounce
`Cos Mister Softee, from the sidelines, preannounced

Now the graph-lines showed complete collapse
While the margin calls were coming fast
We all were forced to sell
Our Apple, E-Bay and Intel
Then the bear funds moved to take the field
And the long bond shed a point of yield
Was Glass-Steagall ever really repealed?
The day, the NASDAQ day

We started singing...

Oh, and suddenly we`re underwater
Millionaires all hot and bothered
With no cash left to buy again
So come on, Fed be anxious, com-pen-sate
By lowering the discount rate
`Cause easy money is a bubble`s only friend

Oh, and as I watched the index fall
I received the dreaded margin call
No broker born in ####
Could make me want to sell
But as my gains fell fast into the crash
E-Trade began demanding cash
The talking heads were talking trash
The day, the NASDAQ died

They were singing...

I met an analyst for Micromuse
I asked him for their earnings news
But he just smiled and turned away
I logged on to the trading floor
Where I made my fortune weeks before
But they demanded to see cash before I played

And on T.V. the ticker streamed
Kudlow cried and Barton dreamed
Not a bullish word was spoken
The daytraders were choking

And the three stocks I acquired last
AMAT, Dell and Infocast
Couldn`t catch a bid and faded fast
The day, the NASDAQ died

And they were singing....
Bye-bye to my piece of the pie
I poured my paycheck into Datek
Now my cash account`s dry
It`s just two weeks from a new all-time high
And now we`re right back where we were in July
Yeah we`re right back where we were in July

[nasdaqhans]

@xenia1245,
für dich ein besonderes Gedicht:
"Der Baissier wird von Gott verachtet,weil er nach fremden Gelde trachtet."
Der Baissier ist ein Schmarotzer,weil er nur durch den Verlust anderer,Gewinne machen kann.Er spekuliert ja auf den Schmerz des anderen.Du versuchst das Bärenfell zu verkaufen,bevor der Bär erlegt ist.Dafür mein Lieber habe ich Frauen und Champagner.............!
Ich kann dir einen guten Psychiater empfehlen,denn du bist zu verbissen in deinem Pessimismus und immer der Ansicht,dass die Aktien zu hoch sind.Dein Name kommt mir irgendwie bekannt vor(so nee billige Anmache )?Bist du nicht schon mit C1 in Berührung gekommen?Macht´nicht´s,das Leben geht weiter.......
Danke dir für deine English-Lesson für Fortgeschrittene.
cu
Nasdaqhans
Ps. Der es nicht nötig hat auf Pump zu kaufen.

[nasdaqhans]

Ja eh ich´s vergesse,werde mit Fanta bis 2002 Winterschlaf halten,weil ich ein ziemlich kleiner und dummer Lemming bin.
Habe meine Kriegskasse gefüllt und werde ggf.Nachschlag holen.Aber Ort und Zeit der Kriegshandlung bestimme ich.
cu
Nasdaqhans
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