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[ZittrigeHand]

hey...ich mochte seine show,seinen speziellen,tiefschwarzen humor.
vorne auf dem hocker sitzend,immer eine zigarette in der hand und ein glas whiskey dabei.









hab ihn lang nicht mehr gesehen

[detektivrockford]

Mann - Dave Allen.
Den hab ich auch schon sehr lange nicht mehr gesehen. Ist sicher bald 20 Jahre her.
Lebt der überhaupt noch?
Ich fand ihn damals auch gut.

[detektivrockford]

[Iguana]

war absolut großartig seine show. ich erwähne nur mal den kultigen clip mit dem unvergesslichen sargwettlauf zum friedhof...

hier bei w:o hatten sich übrigens vor ein paar jahren auf dem reg.sofa auch schon ein paar bekennende dave allen fans gefunden.

iguana

[von_Nnix]

Jetzt wo ich ihn sehe....

vage


Es dürfte etwa die Zeit von

[ZittrigeHand]

right nnnix......war in etwa die selbe zeit


#4.....jep....der war kult
der besoffene autofahrer der ein verhängnisvolles treffen mit gevatter tod hatte......an den erinner ich mich auch noch gern

[ZittrigeHand]

THE WEDDING NIGHT

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There was a young woman, it seems, that was getting married. So she went and asked her mother for some advice about the Honeymoon night. "Mummy, what should I do on that night?" "What ever do you mean, dear?" her mother asked. "Well, I mean ... I`m imbarrased to ... you know ... undress infront of Charles." "Oh," her mother said, "That`s not a problem. Men just "know" what to do when it comes to that sort of thing. I mean, your father knew and I suppose your grandfather knew ... When they have you in the room they`ll say, ` Oh, I seem to have run out of cigarettes ...` and then they`ll leave and you can get yourself all prettied up."
So, when the girl and her husband arrived in the hotel room she was waiting when suddendly the man said, "Hmmm. I seem to have run out of cigarettes. I`ll go down and get some." No sooner had the door shut than she jumped and grabbed her suitcase, ripped off her clothes, put on her nightgown, fixed her make-up and hopped into bed, puffing up the pillows and spreading out the covers, all nice-like. Soon as she`d finished in walked the groom. He looked at her and said, "What are you doing there? We haven`t even had lunch yet?"

[ZittrigeHand]

THE THREE SISTERS


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There was a farmer who had three daughters. The youngest was very, very, very, very, very ... verybeautiful. The middle daughter was very, very, very pretty and the oldest daughter was ugly. One day a traveling salesman stopped by at the farm house and asked if he could spend the night. "Ooooh," said the oldest daughter. "Do you really think we should? Father isn`t at home and what would the neighbors think?" The middle daughter said, "Oh, who cares. We know nothing is going to happen." And the youngest daughter just smiled and ... played with her hair and something or other ...
Well, after the three sisters talked it over they decided to let the young man, who by the way was very, very, very handsome, stay the night. After they had showed him his room and they were on their own way up to their beds the oldest sister stopped them. "What if he does try something? I mean, shouldn`t we have a code or something?" "Oh, like a secret word?" asked the youngest sister. "Yes, a secret word." said the oldest sister. "But what should it be?" "I know!" said the middle sister, rather excitedly. "For every kiss he gives us we will say the word `Morning` when we see eachother at breakfast." "Wonderful idea!" said the oldest sister and the youngest sister just smiled and checked her nails or something like that.

Well, off they went to bed and the next morning, when they came down to breakfast the youngest sister was already in the kitchen making breakfast. When the middle sister entered the room she said to the youngest sister, "Good morning, this morning. Fine morning, what?" The youngest sister replied with, "What a wonderful morning this morning is! I don`t think I have ever seen such a beautiful morning like this morning! It truly is a morning of all the mornings I have had in many a morning!" And the oldest sister walked in and said, "What a lousey day ... "



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[ZittrigeHand]

First Show 1971
Last Show 1978
Genre Comedy
Network BBC2

Dave Allen at large

[von_Nnix]

Mir war damals ehrlich gesagt mehr nach

Sweet
Suzi Quatro
Selbstbemalten Glühbirnen
Knutschen und Fummeln.

So

[ZittrigeHand]

ooh.....das alles ohne humor!?

[von_Nnix]

Aufgeklärt wurde ich später.




Zu spät!

[1992]

#3
Auf dem unteren Bild hat er etwas von Bush jun., wie eklig Doch Bush kann nicht schmunzeln oder lachen, dafür benötigt man Denkstrukturen.

[von_Nnix]

#13



sein Fotoapparat

[1992]

#14
Gut, dass es in den 70ern noch keine Digikameras gab

[ZittrigeHand]

rockford

[1992]

Detektiv Rockford arbeitete nur mit Handfestem, oder?

[von_Nnix]

@Hand,
ich hör ja schon auf.

[ZittrigeHand]

"großmutter,warum hast du so dicke augen!?"


hier noch ein link.dort gibts auch ein paar audionummern





http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/3282/daveallen.html