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> Betreff: PROBLEMS WITH UPGRADE
@: TIGERWOODS, WUNDERLICH,MANOLO,SERENIOR & all longs (Frau lewinsky, pimphisself, tillex, und der Rest des "Kindergartens" können das eh nicht übersetzen
> To: TECH SUPPORT
> Subject PROBLEMS WITH UPGRADE
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during
system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me, please?!?
>
> Thanks, Joe
>
>
> From: TECH SUPPORT
> Dear Joe:
>
> This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF`s). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:APOLIGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of the ESC key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
> buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the
> operating system.
>
> Best of Luck,
> Tech Support
GMBO,TOCPAS
@: TIGERWOODS, WUNDERLICH,MANOLO,SERENIOR & all longs (Frau lewinsky, pimphisself, tillex, und der Rest des "Kindergartens" können das eh nicht übersetzen
> To: TECH SUPPORT
> Subject PROBLEMS WITH UPGRADE
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during
system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me, please?!?
>
> Thanks, Joe
>
>
> From: TECH SUPPORT
> Dear Joe:
>
> This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF`s). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:APOLIGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of the ESC key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
> buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the
> operating system.
>
> Best of Luck,
> Tech Support
GMBO,TOCPAS
You speak english very well wat ich kann noch nicht so schnell
hahaha
Gruß Amada
hahaha
Gruß Amada
Vielleicht kann uns ja monica bei diesem Problem weiterhelfen -
immerhin hat sie ja als betroffene Systhemadministratorin Erfahrungen mit ähnlichen Software-Problemen -
wie war das noch genau mit dem upgrade des etwas alt gewordenen Programmes Hillary1.0 zu monica5.0
wenn sich da nicht dieser teuflische Virus Havanna3.1 eingeschlichen hätte , wären sich wahrscheinlich die Systhemdateien Präsident.usa
und Penis.lek nicht ins Gehege gekommen womit vermieden worden wäre, daß hillary1.0 nicht mehr mit bill.69 harmonisiert
Gruß Amada
immerhin hat sie ja als betroffene Systhemadministratorin Erfahrungen mit ähnlichen Software-Problemen -
wie war das noch genau mit dem upgrade des etwas alt gewordenen Programmes Hillary1.0 zu monica5.0
wenn sich da nicht dieser teuflische Virus Havanna3.1 eingeschlichen hätte , wären sich wahrscheinlich die Systhemdateien Präsident.usa
und Penis.lek nicht ins Gehege gekommen womit vermieden worden wäre, daß hillary1.0 nicht mehr mit bill.69 harmonisiert
Gruß Amada
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