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Hier einige Zitate des künftigen US-Präsidenten Geoge Walker Bush.

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>> "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
>> ....George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "If we don`t succeed, we run the risk of failure."
>> ....George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
>> child."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
>> distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen
>> pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is
>> water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
>> breathe."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
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>> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation`s history.
>> I mean in this century`s history. But we all lived in this
>> century. I didn`t live in this century."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
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>> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
>> democracy - but that could change."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
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>> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
>> that one word is `to be prepared`."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
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>> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
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>> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
>> in the future."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "The future will be better tomorrow."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "We`re going to have the best educated American people in the world."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
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>> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions
>> and have a tremendous impact on history."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "I stand by all the misstatements that I`ve made."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
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>> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
>> firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "Public speaking is very easy."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9
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>> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going
>> to the polls."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr
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>> "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing
>> in LA,my answer has been direct & simple:
>> Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame.
>> Who is to blame for the killings? The killers
>> are to blame.
>> ....George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of
>> not having it."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
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>> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
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>> "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
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>> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
>> children."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
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>> "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that
>> George Bush may or may not make."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "We`re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you
>> on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "It isn`t pollution that`s harming the environment. It`s the
>> impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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>> "[It`s] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
>> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


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