Today we become a bloddbad on the wallstreet many surely! - 500 Beiträge pro Seite

[KarlKlistier]

This telled me a big expert wich I want no tell to you!

[Gruftie]

Is it you, great Expert ?

[Ariminios]

me no speak English, me German, that me wanted to say eigentlich.

[eisenhart]

are you you schure?
Let me rate, your friend, you now, this, where you us not telling wantst, is traderinx12?

[dachs30]

bloddbad

What is that denn

[htappert]

Geil, das ist der beste heute!

Respekt

Horst

[MiaWaIIace]

blood = blut
to become = werden
bad = schlecht

blodd? - non defined


also, du meinst also, das wir heute auf der wallstreet ein bloddschlecht werden, viele sicher?

[KarlKlistier]

How can you know...you have right.

I know me out...because I´m a english motherspeakler!

[dachs30]

May be, that your expert is heavy on the woodway

[spekulump]

Hey Karl, haste nich Bock, Dir vorher noch
ne richtige ladung in´ Anus zu jagen ?

Dann kannste so mörderisch abkacken wie die Indizes heute.

Gruß

-SL-

[HetfieId]

Grätulaischn for yor werry gut inglisch!

[htappert]

MiaWaIIace: Schwach

[unlocker]

I throw me away in front of laughing

[MiaWaIIace]

für jemand, der englisch seit seinem 5. lebensjahr als zweite sprache erlernt hat, ist dies der schrecklichste thread überhaupt...

@kk, um es mit deiner sprache auszudrücken: "there falls me nothing more to in!"

[Gruftie]

Yes, can you give me Underricht ?

Thän i giff you ä go-stop !

[Generix]

I didn`t realize up to this posting, that "kanakisch" also
exists in Englisch ????

Gen

[KarlKlistier]

@dachs

Sorry, that is not to laughing. I´m many wondering about your not good englisch.

[unlocker]

We speak how us the beak grown is

[dachs30]

In this thread you see english for runaways

Beginners not allowed

[KarlKlistier]

Sorry fans, I´m busy in spucking little breadparts in my pils.

[MiaWaIIace]

@gruftie

full krass, not true?



i piss me gleich in the buxe!

[loop27]

don`t make you a plate, i come to you to make a first aid!

[dachs30]

@KK

Your face, your ass, what´s the difference

[Ariminios]

I also learn English from five life years on, and I love this thread like a dropping hoe

[KarlKlistier]

But we had find one people, which understand my many good motherspeak, didn´t you, Mister Wallace?

[dachs30]

His name is WALLACE....EDGAR WALLACE!!!!!!!!!

[MiaWaIIace]

yes, yes

[WilmaFeuerstein]

Ak sou, säd is inglisch? Derfohr nobodi anderständs it. Plihs parleh franßäh.

[KarlKlistier]

@dachs

For my ass I become 11 points in the Skatcardsgambling!

[Gruftie]

@ Mia wallace

is this ä riel lessser büxe ??

or ä stealbüxe ??

[MiaWaIIace]

ne, be name is marcellus wallace and he is the marriage-man from mia wallace.

[MiaWaIIace]

its a under-büxe

[KarlKlistier]

@wilma

This is a english motherspeaklers börsenbreakers thread!

[dachs30]

#29

Congratulation to you

Makes ja nix, that your face brings you only 1 Point

[unlocker]

My dear Mister singing-club, what a good thread.

[dachs30]

I shout me away peeing in my trouser

[KarlKlistier]

@Wallace

This hots not underbüxe, but underwhere!

[unlocker]

I can it for laughing not more outhold.

[KarlKlistier]

@dachs

There gives a nice german Spokeword:
"Littleanimal makes also shit!"

[MiaWaIIace]

mr.klisanimal

how can you dare me to verbettern?

[Gruftie]

@ KK

Who is under wot ?

[unlocker]

This board is better than his shout because you are all heavy on wire.

[KarlKlistier]

@Missis Wandass

Speak right and I will not have a ground to fairbetter you!

[dachs30]

@KK

#39

German Spokeword

I break together

[unlocker]

In think some users understand only railroad station

[MiaWaIIace]

me runs the water out the eyes....

[Heizkessel]

beastthirty
you´re a bloody smilie victim

[KarlKlistier]

Yes, Mister Dachs,

I think we need a break to break together and laugh up.

[dachs30]

@Roomwarmer

Lick my ass

[Heizkessel]

whenever wherever

[pollux]

#39


you are all beknocked

[unlocker]

More, More! Me runs the water in the mouth together

[Gruftie]

water runs you out of your eyes. Why ?

Are your eyes a waterchicken ?

[KarlKlistier]

I must make myself a short interruptio:

"understand Railway station" - thats two matsch.

[KarlKlistier]

"Waterchicken..."

No more please, me richs!

[Gruftie]

@ KK

biekoss off your ssread, the dax go to norsss

sssänk you

[unlocker]

I think my pig whistles. I`m fire and flame for furthermaking

[dachs30]

@wood-fired boiler

You make me so happy. Let´s make a date

[pollux]

@badger30

You flapspade

[dachs30]

@pollux

You are a great fungun

[Heizkessel]

when does it fit you?

[MiaWaIIace]

@noteasy

your pig whistles?

old swede, i cannot more, i cannot more!

[flatcoat]

no polterevening today ???

[dachs30]

@automatic firing-system

Have you already celebration-evening

[KarlKlistier]

My unmistakable feeling speak me, that you speak the same speak how me.

[lusiada]

you fatherlendless guys. Shut up, you all and your helpershelper.
I`m working hard, sitting in front of the pictureumbrella.
Im heavy on the wire and earn money.

[MiaWaIIace]

hear not up. i must way, but i am soon again there

[KarlKlistier]

I must say for you:

On Againsee, On Againsee.

I drive after home yet.

[unlocker]

Wood-eye be careful! I think this thread goes out as the hornmountainer shooting.

[Heizkessel]

i didn´t even begin yet and i don´t expect it anymore

i m on my lazy skin today

[dachs30]

#70



BINGO, that was it....the best posting in this thread

Horny, really horny

[KarlKlistier]

Who can i become a Wood-eye?

[dachs30]

Sorry, correction

I mean posting #69 repeat: posting 69

...Hornmounter shooting

[unlocker]

@KK
I know not, and now we sit quite beautiful in the ink.

[pollux]

I´m throwed up without wordsbook

[KarlKlistier]

Be no frog Mr. Unlocker, i will pull the wagon out the track.

[KarlKlistier]

How a german peaople say "goodbuy"?

Tshit, my friends!

[dachs30]

Nightmare on wallstreet starring: KarlKlistierKrüger

So you have now three K´s like the other user fishkarl named
@Karpfenkarl alias KKK

[unlocker]

o.k. KK and meanwhile we enjoy the life in full trains.

[Heizkessel]

animal first you make me hot and then you let me fall like a hot potato

so are they all

[pollux]

So long charly,
come good home

[dachs30]

@Hot boiler

Sorry, but i´m not horny today
Better come next time baby

[KarlKlistier]

@unlocker,
I hope you means not full trains of some rushmiddle!?

@dachs
Next time we can discuss the unhitable forparts of a Klistier onewalk.

[dachs30]

#83

please I´m already afraid

[KarlKlistier]

No afraid, dachs.
My friends stop me for the "Rachmaninoff" of the Klistier onewalk!

[gfrast02]

indeed?

[KarlKlistier]

indeep?
No, the onewalk must not be deep in, but feelingful imported!

[lusiada]

The Italian who went to Malta

"One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tellaher, I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanne to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna fa bitch. I don` t even know the Lady and she call me sonna fa bitch.

Later I go eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you not understand. I wonna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table, you sonna fa bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me go to the toilet. I say you not understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna fa bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna fa bitch, I gonna back to Italy."

[gfrast02]

D
D
shocking!

[fondast]

at all:
What goes then here down? Is this a new game ? Can i here too withmake? Must i anywhat know or is it so to fun?
fundust

[unlocker]

@fondast
If you what knows you cannot withmake because sis is ä sred fohr annouhers.
Lätz konntinnju, aim bäck, bicohs deedsähd liff longer

[KarlKlistier]

Hey gays, how go it you?
I greeting all warmshowerers here!

[fondast]

@all:
Goes this sräd not wider? Are you the ideas outgone?
Or are you so poor swallowers that it you the language forbeaten has because the horrible deepstands from dax and the other indices?

fondast (would me please what from you to hear...)

[Auryn]

I am extremely deeply impressed by finding all your wisdom standing in this text!
I wud like to assure you all that this will no one make you so easily after and I am being wisching you all the best for your futur 1 to 2 !
To being here is simply the same as these wise Austrians say in their famosen Operette:
"In the Saltroomgood there is good happy be!"
Thanks for your interest!
Bye, Auryn

[Auryn]

Sorry! Wrong quotation!
Correkt: "In the Saltroomgood, there you can good happy be!"

[Ariminios]

Ich werde extrem tief beeindruckt, indem man Ihre ganze Klugheit findet, in diesem Text zu stehen! Wud I mögen Ihnen allen versichern, daß dieses Wille keine Sie so leicht nachher bilden und ich Sie das ganzes beste für Ihr futur 1 bis 2 wisching! Zu hier sein einfach ist dasselbe, das diese klugen Österreicher in ihrem famosen Operette sagen: "im Saltroomgood gibt es gutes glückliches ist!" Dank für Ihr Interesse! Tschuess, Auryn

[fondast]

Must that not SaltCHAMBERgood hotten?
fondast

[Auryn]

@ Arminios:
No, no, ßorry, there you must have overseen mine correktion of the wrong kwotation. There it stands in the text:
"In the Saltroomgood ... " - watt meens: "In dem Salzkammergut" - "... there you can good happy be!" - and thatt meens: "... dort Du kannst gut glücklich sein!"
Isnt that correkter than your tranzlazion and larger than life?

[Auryn]

@ fondast:
Well, you can be correkt, 2.
"Chamber" mait be correkter than "room" but I took "room" anstatt of "chamber" because the dubble-o in "room" lays a second stress on the dubble-o in the dubble-"good" ! I am a hidden poett, you know?

[Auryn]

Poetical freedom and more rhyhthms in "Saltroomgood", you know?

[eisenhart]

oh, this outerordinary Speaking goes wider?
shade, that i was unknowingly. But makes nothing. You now: the lastest will the firstest be.
Dear Charles, have you kontacts uptaked to Mr Hausse? He needing yuor helpingness. He is a allcommon known Guru in the allcommon-board. I hope not its your doubleidea, but your both knifesharp analysises make me to a doubthaver.

despitethat i find you class. Make wider so!

[Auryn]

Do you still remember ssiss gut old times with ssiss "Sponti-speakings":

No Atomstrom in my Wohnhome!

You still know more like sssiss?

[Blauaeugig]

Original aus dem Rheinland:

If you have kin Waterklosett, dann schiff överm Emmer!
:

[Auryn]

Sorry for the good Englisch in the following examples!
Therefore they are extremely filosofic and explaining my genialititity:

There are always two types of people - those who always make generalizations and those, like me, who don`t!

Try meditating! It is better than sitting on your ass all day!

What is a lecture? The way in which information is conveyed from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the student without passing through the minds of either!

Working yourself to death is the only socially acceptable form of suicide.

- What is apathy?
- I don`t know and I don`t care!

[Auryn]

Robinson Crusoe was tho only person who got all his work done by Friday!

The last sentence of a very lazy cowboy:
It`s so lonely in the saddle since the horse died.

[eisenhart]

hmmm, there is is me something infallen: It is a older wisehood for the awaystepped motherspeakers. And it goes so:

If one says you in the shower:
look we paint, this is of Dauer,
then you dush with Beckenbauer.

[fondast]

Wow, ironhard, you have this total crazy thread again out the forsinking fetched? That is a good train from you.
But seriousdetention: shall we not onhear with this giantmuck?

fondast

[eisenhart]

ohh, fondast!
i understand your question. But:

will you me really take my dayly laughflash away? Schow male, People like me have nothing to downlough in live. Therefour auer Guru, praise CharlesEnema, openend this fontaine of all missunderstooden, unmightingly people.
Let us simple outchange auer deepest meaningdifferences. OK?
And: If your thistimeable Liveupcutbuddie will leave you ,you will know how important the speakin from the heart is.

Not for ungood

ironhard