So "schön" ist die Befreiung des Irak. - 500 Beiträge pro Seite

[Waldsperling]

Halihalo ihr lieben „Raketenschnullis“.

So schön ist die Befreiung im Irak.

Stromversorgung Fehlanzeige.

Wasserversorgung Fehlanzeige.

Wachsende Kriminalität.

„Nur“ 50 % Arbeitslosigkeit.

Und das schönste, keine Gewerkschaften.

Na ja und die Autobahn von Bagdad nach Basra mußte man wegen der Lagerung aller bereits gefundener Massenvernichtungswaffen sperren.

„ Ihr Völker der Erde, schaut auf diese Autobahn“.

Ihr „verdammten linken Fiffis“ und Saddamfreunde, schämt ihr euch eigentlich nicht.

Ich hoffe das ihr euch jetzt wenigstens bei President Bush für eueren Frevel entschuldigt.

Also, ich bin ein absoluter Fan von President Bush, erlaube mir dennoch untertänigst und höflich eine kleine konstruktive Anmerkung.

Der President muß solche Siege einfach besser „verkaufen“.

[Kabbes]

fressen waldsperlinge eigentlich auch schmeissfliegen?

[schmeissfliege]

Ich glaube King George hat sich für nichts zu rechtfertigen !

Es ist volles Recht der USA das Öl zu nehmen (natürlich war das der Kerngrund des Krieges - jetzt kann man`s ja ruhig sagen )

Es ist eben so wie ich`s immer sage: Der Starke hat das Recht zu nehmen was er braucht ! Es war noch nie anders.

Genau genommen interessiert das Schicksal des irakischen Pöbels kein Schwein. NIEMAND wäre Willens 2-3 Mio. Soldaten in den Irak zu entsenden um Sicherheit zu gewährleisten (und soviele wären nötig).

So einfach hat man es wenn man Stark ist.

[fulhardy]

Internet und Muniversorgung scheint dort aber noch gut zu funzen.
In der Arbeitslosigkeit holen wir mit unseren Gewerkschaften bald auf.
Leider haben wir etwas weniger Öl im Boden, sonst könnte es uns wenigtens bald besser gehen.

[schmeissfliege]

@ fulhardy

na da mit der Arbeitslosigkeit kommen wir nicht ran.
Schätzungweise haben im Irak mehr als 80% keine geregelte Arbeit.
Soweit kommts bei uns nicht. Da krachts voher so gewaltig das ka keiner mehr wäre der Arbeit suchte.

[Waldsperling]

#2,

wenn sie schmecken, auf alle Fälle.

Aber schmeissfliege war heute besonders gut.

Man sollte ihn ausstopfen.

[Snap]

@fulhardy
Wenn wir Öl hätten, dann würden die Amis immer noch Besatzungsmacht spielen. Natürlich nur, um unsere Demokratie weiter zu sichern.

[Waldsperling]

@fulhardy,

na das sag ich doch; weil dort keine Gewerkschaften sind, ist die Arbeitslosigkeit im Iraq so gering.

[goldmist]

#1 hey walldsperling

so`n zufall


habe grade ne mail von


micael moore

bekommen

(bin im verteiler)

der sagt dasselbe



I Never Promised You a Ruse Garden -- A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush

June 26, 2003

Dear Lt. George W. Bush,

I hope you don`t mind me referring to you by the only true military rank you ever achieved, that being the one from your on-again, off-again "days" in the, um, Texas Air National Guard. Ever since I saw you in that flyboy outfit, landing on that ship, I assumed you now wanted to be addressed by your military title, as opposed to the civilian rank imposed on you by your dad`s friends.

So, Lieutenant, I was wondering, would you do me a favor?

Could you PLEASE do better than a ROSE BUSH?

I saw the guy on TV yesterday that your boys found, the Iraqi who said he had "planted" some nuclear plans in his "back yard" in Baghdad -- 12 years ago -- "under a rose bush."

Woo boy. That`s a good one. Do you really think we are as dumb as we look? I know our fascination with "American Idol" and Scott Peterson may make us Americans look a little light in the head, but when it comes to lying to us to lead us into war, we really do demand a bit more of an EFFORT and a FOLLOW-THROUGH.

You see, George, it`s not the lying and the doctoring of intelligence that has me all upset. It`s that you`ve had control of Iraq for over two months now -- and you couldn`t even find the time to plant just a few nukes or vats of nerve gas and at least make it LOOK like you weren`t lying to us.

You see, by not faking some evidence of weapons of mass destruction, it shows that you thought no one would mind if it turned out you made everything up. A different kind of president, who believes that the American public would be outraged if they ever found out the truth, would go to great lengths to cover up his subterfuge.

Johnson did it with the Gulf of Tonkin. He said our ships were "attacked" by the North Vietnamese. They weren`t, but he knew he had to at least make it LOOK like it happened. Nixon said he wasn`t "a crook," but he knew that wasn`t enough, so he paid hush money to the burglars and somehow had 18 1/2 minutes erased from a tape in the Oval Office. Why did he do this? Because he knew the American people would be pissed if they found out the truth.

Your blatant refusal to back up your verbal deception with the kind of fake evidence we have become used to is a slap in our collective American face. It`s as if you are saying, "These Americans are so damn apathetic and lazy, we won`t have to produce any weapons to back up our claims!" If you had just dug a few silo holes in the last month outside Tikrit, or spread some anthrax around those Winnebagos near Basra, or "discovered" some plutonium with that stash of home movies of Uday Hussein feeding his tigers, then it would have said to us that you thought we might revolt if you were caught in a lie. It would have shown us some *respect*. We honestly wouldn`t have cared if it later came out that you planted all the WMD -- sure, we`d be properly peeved, but at least we would have been proud to know that you knew you HAD to back up your phony claims with the real deal!

I guess you finally figured that out this week. It started to appear that millions of us were calling you on your bluff -- those "fictitious reasons for the fictitious war." So you quickly produced this man and his rose bush and some 12-year old piece of paper and some metal parts. CNN broke in at 5:15pm and screamed they had the exclusive! "IRAQI NUCLEAR PLANS FOUND!" But a few good reporters started asking some hard questions -- and, barely 3 hours later, your own administration was forced to admit the plans were "not the smoking gun" proving that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Oops.

Never a good idea to rely on a bush, Lieutenant.

Yours,

Michael Moore
www.michaelmoore.com

PS. Sorry, I still can`t get that padded flyboy suit out of my head. I know, I need help. But when you landed on that carrier, and that banner read, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED," just what mission was that that was accomplished? `Cause by my count, more than 50 of our young soldiers have died since you said the mission was accomplished. Anarchy still reigns, the Brits are losing kids, too, and wacko fundamentalists now seem ready to rule the land. Women are already being told to cover their faces and shut their mouths, store owners who sell liquor have been executed, and movie theaters showing "immoral" Hollywood movies have been forced to shut down. And hey, this isn`t even west Texas! Maybe you could get back into that jumpsuit, fly over to Baghdad and land at the former Saddam International Airport, jump out and give one of those big happy waves -- under a sign that reads, "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE."

[Waldsperling]

goldmist.

na wenn Michael Moore das schreibt, muß es stimmen. Und es sind ja auch nur Fakten.

[DieFilzlaus]

Vertraut auf Präsident Bush - alles wird gut.
Schließt ihn in Euer Nachtgebet ein!