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[voodoo123]

[alphavisions]

[oswald11]

Ich würde eher sagen,da ist noch was im Bush

[goldmist]

ein chenie_streich sozusagen

[swissmade]

und zum Mittags-crash empfehle ich heute:
"Condoleezza-Rice"



Swissmade

[Indexer]

 

Eher ein Wolf-o-witz

[AllesGeldFutsch]

Aufzeichnung eines geheimen Gesprächs von Condoleeza Rice und George Bush:

George B.:Condi! Nice to see you. What`s happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.:  Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That`s what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That`s what I`m telling you.
George B.: That`s what I`m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow`s name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya` asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I`m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I`m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That`s the man`s name.
George B.: That`s who`s name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

George B.:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That`s correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condoleeza R.:Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don`t want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza R.:Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

[voodoo123]

Zum Mittag esse ich lieber englische Würstchen oder im amerikanischen slang: Tommy franks (short for frankfurter)