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[Peederwoogn2]

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What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year".
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're fuckin’ ugly."

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lecker

[mercado43]

Spazierfahrt:

Ein Paar fährt im Winter über eine Landstraße.
Plötzlich entdeckt sie neben der Straße etwas.

Sie bittet ihren Mann anzuhalten und sieht nach.
Es handelt sich um ein junges Stinktier.

Sie: "Das Kleine lebt noch! Laß es uns mitnehmen, etwas aufwärmen und dann
wieder freilassen."


Er: "Nun gut, machen wirs."


Sie: "Es ist aber halb erfroren, wie sollen wir es am besten
transportieren?"

Er: "Nimm es zwischen die Beine, da ist es schön warm."
Sie: "Naja, aber der Gestank...?"

Er: "Halt ihm doch die Nase zu!"

.... Der Ehemann erholt sich derzeit im Krankenhaus - das kleine
Stinktier, mit dem er verdroschen wurde, hat leider nicht überlebt.

[Michi301]

.... und wenn alle Stricke reißen dann hängen wir uns auf.

[Michi301]

Was ist die gefährlichste Droge der Welt?










































Eisenbahngleise...





















































Ein Zug und man ist tot!

[Michi301]

Und wie ist Deine Frau so im Bett?


Och , die einen sagen so, die anderen sagen so.....

[checker37]

Antwort auf Beitrag Nr.: 32.105.632 von Peederwoogn2 am 22.10.07 12:21:32

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