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[MacReu]

Hallo Leute,

heute hatten ja viele von uns freudige Gesichter am NM. Für alle die, die es heute nicht so schön hatten, hier ein Witzchen.
Gruss MacReu

ONE DAY A YOUNG BOY GOMES HOME FROM SCHOOL AND FINDS HIS DOG DEAD. HE
CALLS HIS FATHER AND SAYS `FATHER MY DOG IS DEAD` THE FATHER COMFORTS
HIM, THEN THE CHILD ASKS `...BUT FATHER, WHY ARE HIS LEGS STIFF IN THE AIR
?` AND THE FATHER REPLYS`SO JESUS CAN TAKE HIM TO HEAVEN, T``OK` REPLYS
THE CHILD.
A FEW DAYS LATER,THE LITTLE BOY MET HIS FATHER ON HIS WAY HOME FROM
WORK AND SAID ` FATHER, MOTHER NEARLY DIED TODAY` THE FATHER ASKED`WHAT
HAPPENED` THE BOY REPLYED ` MOTHER WAS LAYING ON THE BED, WITH HER LEGS
IN THE AIR SHOUTING *JESUS I`M COMING*, BUT IT WAS OK `COZ UNCLE GEORGE
WAS HOLDING HER DOWN` !!!!!

[fsch]

Hatte zwar `nen lustigen Tag, aber trotzdem guter Thread

[LAS VEGAS]

Schön, wenn es Euch amüsiert hat, aber
darüber hat schon Hindenburg gelacht, damals war es der Briefträger